A depiction of ventrilo's inhabitants during an outbreak of told

The Told Song is brought out on occasions when the people on vent feel that one of it's members has been especially told. Usually beginning with cries of "SIT DOWN" or "FUCKING TOLD" the yelling can quickly escalate into a melody incorporating the word told, the name of the toldee and numerous vulgar phrases.

The tune for the song can be chosen at random by any participant and for the most parts incorporates songs from popular video game franchises. Anyone on the recieving end of the told song may eventually be forced to leave the channel before the others have settled down.

In extreme cases, the told song can achieve such levels as to recieve a special mention on the wiki. One such case was Artist's Bold Retelling on May 22, 2011.