The original founder of FBSO, Quartz is one of the Holy Trinity still residing on vent. Discovered February 2009 in a K.K. Radio chat on Steam by Sho, Quartz instantly challenged Sho to Jojo's and decimated him, thus earning his place on vent and the respect of his peers.
- Brought the unenlightened masses the glory of The Graveyard.
- Escalated Nippon Hour in to a major event.
- Formed The Flaming Axes and played a pivotal role in the recruiting and acceptance of MaxieMan in to the vent.
- Got Chowder laid in Dark Heresy
- Saw a guy in a Steam begging thread writing a sob story about how his dog died, promised to buy him MW2, and then instead gifted him Petz Dogz 2.
- Whips his dick out. Alot.
- Getting shitfaced often.
Quartz's History with other membersEdit
- Sho - Originally met in a game of Defcon, is basically Sho's superior white brother.
- Chowder - Not shit worth mentioning,
- MaxieMan - Italian brother who runs a pizzaria which sells canolis exclusively.
- Hol Horse - Hol Horse has seen more pictures of Quartz's dick than any other listed FBSO member, spare a few.
- Ooooooops - Apparently brothers, as Quartz has known him for years upon years and only recently came to that realization
- Spy Man - Spy Man's mom is a whore.
- Doctor Girlfriend - FLY AWAY NOW
- Rage - Quartz and Rage share a mutual liking of showing off their junk.
- Orosius - n/a
- Jin - Invalid, Jin is not a member of FBSO except the third Tuesday of every five months.
- Pirate - Both Pirate and Quartz hand out gifts like candy.
- Riley - Butthurt him by making too many bad teeth jokes
- Shota - Had a short relationship with her, then she left.
- Panini - Plays Left 4 Dead 2 with her once every 6 weeks